Tuesday, January 20, 2009
Aaron Wilburn--Krispy Kremes, Men And Women, and Funny Names
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CWUSOnqqrzQ
This standup comedian is Aaron Wilburn. In this clip he covers a wide range of topics. He goes from Krispy Kreme Doughnuts to southern culture. It’s all funny. And it’s all family friendly. Wilburn makes a point of keeping his act clean. So, gather the kids around. This is a good one. It’ll have you laughing all day. Enjoy!!!
A LITTLE GUN HISTORY
(this may not be new but definitely worth repeating)
A LITTLE GUN HISTORY
In 1929, the Soviet Union established gun control. From 1929 to 1953, about 20 million dissidents, unable to defend themselves, were rounded up and exterminated.
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In 1911, Turkey established gun control. From 1915 to 1917, 1.5 million Armenians, unable to defend themselves, were rounded up and exterminated.
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Germany established gun control in 1938 and from 1939 to 1945, a total of 13 million Jews and others who were unable to defend themselves were rounded up and exterminated.
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China established gun control in 1935. From 1948 to 1952, 20 million political dissidents, unable to defend themselves, were rounded up and exterminated.
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Guatemala established gun control in 1964. From 1964 to 1981, 100,000 Mayan Indians, unable to defend themselves, were rounded up and exterminated.
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Uganda established gun control in 1970. From 1971 to 1979, 300,000 Christians, unable to defend themselves, were rounded up and exterminated.
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Cambodia established gun control in 1956. From 1975 to 1977, one million educated' people, unable to defend themselves, were rounded up and exterminated.
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Defenseless people rounded up and exterminated in the 20th Century because of gun control: 56 million.
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It has now been 12 months since gun owners in Australia were forced by new law to surrender 640,381 personal firearms to be destroyed by their own government, a program costing Australia taxpayers more than $500 million dollars. The first year results are now in:
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List of 7 items:
Australia-wide, homicides are up 3.2 percent
Australia-wide, assaults are up 8.6 percent Australia-wide, armed robberies are up 44 percent (yes, 44 percent)!
In the state of Victoria alone, homicides with firearms are now up 300 percent. Note, that while the law-abiding citizens turned them in, the criminals did not, and criminals still possess their guns!
While figures over the previous 25 years showed a steady decrease in armed robbery with firearms, this has changed drastically upward in the past 12 months, since criminals now are guaranteed that their prey is unarmed.
There has also been a dramatic increase in break-ins and assaults of the ELDERLY. Australian politicians are at a loss to explain how public safety has decreased, after such monumental effort, and expense was expended in successfully ridding Australian society of guns. The Australian experience and the other historical facts above prove it.
You won't see this data on the US evening news, or hear politicians disseminating this information. Guns in the hands of honest citizens save lives and property and, yes, gun-control laws adversely affect only the law-abiding citizens.
Take note my fellow Americans, before it's too late!
The next time someone talks in favor of gun control, please remind them of this history lesson.
With guns, we are 'citizens'. Without them, we are 'subjects'.
During WWII the Japanese decided not to invade America because they knew
most Americans were ARMED!
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GUNS DON'T KILL PEOPLE. PEOPLE KILL PEOPLE !!!
I have the right to defend my family and myself against intruders, rapists and killers.
GUN CONTROL IS HITTING YOUR TARGET !!!
Mike Huckabee’s Christmas Greeting
News Release: Mike Huckabee Spreads Christmas Cheer with Record-Setting Ad
December 19, 2007
Little Rock, AR – A new television advertisement called "What Really Matters" featuring former Arkansas Governor and Presidential Candidate Mike Huckabee has already received more than a half million viewer hits in less than 36 hours, setting a campaign record.
The 30-second ad began running in New Hampshire, South Carolina, and Iowa yesterday. It is featured on the Huckabee presidential campaign Web-site (www.mikehuckabee.com) and has been widely viewed on YouTube.
In the new ad, Governor Huckabee asks: "Are you about worn out by all the television commercials you've been seeing, mostly about politics? Well, I don't blame you."
He then states: "At this time of year, sometimes it's nice to pull aside from all of that and just remember that what really matters is the celebration of the birth of Christ and being with our family and friends. And I hope that you and your friends will have a magnificent Christmas season."
Huckabee closes the ad with: "And on behalf of all of us, God Bless and Merry Christmas. I'm Mike Huckabee and I approved this message."
The ad, which has been characterized as a "video Christmas card," was the second-most viewed video on YouTube today, receiving 669,200 views in 48 hours. Already, "What Really Matters" has outpaced another popular campaign ad featuring Huckabee with actor Chuck Norris. That ad, "Chuck Norris Approved," has had 1,200,868 views since its release in November.
A copy of the ad can be found on www.mikehuckabee.com.
In Case You Thought There Wasn’t A Plan...
The disarming of America
LAST week's tragedy at Virginia Tech in which a mentally disturbed person gunned down 32 of America's finest - intelligent young people with futures ahead of them - once again puts the phenomenon of an armed society into focus for Americans.
In case you thought there wasn't a plan...
Is this guy really an AMERICAN Citizen? Does he think we are NOT in America? Has he NOT read the Constitution? Is America Red, White and Blue or does he believe we should have a RED AMERICA?
Cemetery Escort Duty
(I had to pass this along)
Cemetery Escort Duty
I just wanted to get the day over with and go down to Smokey's for
a few cold ones. Sneaking a look at my watch, I saw the time, 1655.
Five minutes to go before the cemetery gates are closed for the
day. Full dress was hot in the August sun.
at the same level -- both too high.
I saw the car pull into the drive, '69 or '70 model Cadillac
Deville, looked factory-new. It pulled into the parking lot at a
snail's pace.
An old woman got out so slow I thought she was paralyzed. She had a
cane and a sheaf of flowers, about four or five bunches as best I
could tell. I couldn't help myself. The thought came unwanted, and
left a slightly bitter taste: "She's going to spend an hour, and
for this old soldier my hip hurts like hell and I'm ready to get
out of here right now!"
But for this day my duty was to assist anyone coming in. Kevin
would lock the "In" gate and if I could hurry the old biddy along,
we might make the last half of happy hour at Smokey's.
I broke Post Attention. My hip made gritty noises when I took the
first step and the pain went up a notch. I must have made a real
military sight; middle-aged man with a small pot-gut and half a
limp, in Marine Full Dress Uniform, which had lost its razor crease
about 30 minutes after I began the watch at the cemetery.
I stopped in front of her, halfway up the walk. She looked up at me
with an old woman's squint, "Ma'am, may I assist you in any way?"
She took long enough to answer. "Yes, son. Can you carry these
flowers? I seem to be moving a tad slow these days."
"My pleasure Ma'am." Well, it wasn't too much of a lie.
She looked again. "Marine, where were you stationed?"
"
She looked at me closer. "Wounded in action, I see. Well done,
Marine. I'll be as quick as I can"
I lied a little bigger "No hurry, Ma'am."
She smiled, and winked at me. "Son, I'm 85-years old and I can tell
a lie from a long way off. Let's get this done. Might be the last
time I can do this. My name's Joanne Wieserman, and I've a few
Marines I'd like to see one more time."
"Yes, Ma'am. At your service."
She headed for the World War I section, stopping at a stone. She
picked one of the bunches out of my arm and laid it on top of the
stone. She murmured something I couldn't quite make out. The name
on the marble was Donald S. Davidson, USMC, France 1918.
She turned away and made a straight line for the World War II
section, stopping at one stone. I saw a tear slowly tracking its
way down her cheek. She put a bunch on a stone; the name was
Stephen X. Davidson, USMC, 1943. She went up the row a ways and
laid another bunch on a stone, Stanley J. Wieserman USMC , 1944.
She paused for a second, "Two more, son, and we'll be done." I
almost didn't say anything, but, "Yes, Ma'am. Take your time." She
looked confused. "Where's the
lost my way." I pointed with my chin. "That way, Ma'am." "Oh!" she
chuckled quietly. "Son, me and old age ain't too friendly."
She headed down the walk I'd pointed at. She stopped at a couple of
stones before she found the ones she wanted. She placed a bunch on
Larry Wieserman USMC, 1968, and the last on Darrel Wieserman USMC,
1970.
She stood there and murmured a few words I still couldn't make out.
"OK, son, I'm finished. Get me back to my car and you can go home"
"Yes, Ma'am. If I may ask, were those your kinfolk ?"
She paused. "Yes, Donald Davidson was my father; Stephen was my
uncle;
killed in action, all Marines." She stopped, whether she had
finished, or couldn't finish, I don't know. She made her way to her
car, slowly, and painfully.
I waited for a polite distance to come between us and then double-
timed it over to Kevin waiting by the car. "Get to the "Out"-gate
quick. I have something I've got to do."
Kevin started to say something but saw the look I gave him. He
broke the rules to get us there down the service road. We beat her.
She hadn't made it around the rotunda yet.
"Kevin, stand to attention next to the gate post. Follow my lead."
I humped it across the drive to the other post.
When the Cadillac came puttering around from the hedges and began
the short straight traverse to the gate, I called in my best
gunny's voice: "TehenHut! Present Haaaarms!"
I have to hand it to Kevin, he never blinked an eye; full dress
attention and a salute that would make his DI proud. She drove
through that gate with two old worn-out soldiers giving her a send
off she deserved, for service rendered to her country, and for
knowing Duty, Honor and Sacrifice.
I am not sure, but I think I saw a salute returned from that Cadillac.
Instead of "The End"....just think of "Taps".
And remember this................all of the military persons
serving in
lately?
(A photograph I took of a returning serviceman for the front page
of local newspapers. Lou)
As a final thought on my part, let me share a favorite prayer
"Lord, keep our servicemen and women safe, whether they serve at
home or overseas. Hold them in Your loving hands and protect them
as they protect us."
Let's all keep those currently serving and those who have gone
before, in our thoughts. They are the reason for the many freedoms
we enjoy.
Happy Thanksgiving and Merry Christmas
My Take On The Holidays
As Thanksgiving approaches I was getting sentimental about what to do this holiday season. Actually it became somewhat funny. I hope you enjoy it.
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My Thoughts and A Prayer For Thanksgiving and Christmas
Thanksgiving and Christmas are times for families. Times to sit at a lovely table and enjoy a wonderful meal, A time to enjoy the look on the children's faces as they open their presents.
But what happens when there are extended families? Who goes where? How is an equitable schedule made? Should someone have their 'holiday' the day prior to or after the actual day to accommodate all others?
I can't believe it's almost Thanksgiving ... There are so many of us that have Thanksgiving dinners and it is so much trouble for everyone to make the 'rounds' that I've given up on cooking a meal at all. One less place everyone feels the need to visit. Many families these days have a mother and stepfather, a father and stepmother, as well as some grandparents, great-grandparents, aunts and uncles, etc... All want a visit from the others. The scheduling seems to make the holidays more stressful! No one seems to take into consideration how it may feel to be the ones who do the traveling from house to house to house.
It seems Christmas is almost as bad. Children should be home for the morning 'Santa thing' and it seems a shame to take them away from their toys and games to eat lunch or dinner. Those without little ones might make a sacrifice and do the traveling. But there will always be different thoughts on the matter. Some believe dinner has 'always' been at their house so it should continue. Others would like to start a tradition of their own. Many families have tried to solve this dilemma but I haven't seen a reasonable solution to this problem yet! It's been going on for years in our family and I would imagine many others.
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A Typical Thanksgiving/Christmas Schedule
day before~~~~~~~
cook all morning to bring the requested foods (make double and triple batches of everything)
afternoon~~~~~~~
dress everyone in their best (photos will be taken)
pack food and gifts in car - in trunk and between kids
travel to grandparent's house for dinner
unpack car, keep kids out of the mud
take photos before kids ruin their new clothes
have family meal together? (some sit at the dining table, or in the living room watching TV and the kids get the small table in the kitchen)
open presents (if Christmas)
clean up, pack Christmas presents and kids back in trunk and car (kids in front)
travel home, kids stay up way too late and fall asleep on the way home